10 Steps to Making the perfect Campsite toilet!

by Starstruck - DGN/Shell to Sea Thu Aug 18, 2005 15:12

Always seek the help of over 18s if unsure of any of the complexities involved...

Erect(!) surround support skeleton....supervise workers.....

Construct lavatorial backboard and implement toilet roll training...

Create shelterage from the harsh outdoors...

Test potential doors out for coverage...

Transfer comleted project to site of application and be proud...

by Starstruck Thu Aug 18, 2005 15:15

Dont forget to dig a hole under the seat and supply adequate sand/sawdust to quench any smellage......

by inthedark Thu Aug 18, 2005 15:17

While you are at it maybe you could install some kind of lighting system. One likes to see what one is doing.

by nk Thu Aug 18, 2005 15:22

A washbasin would not go amiss either

by Lusby Thu Aug 18, 2005 15:44

A bucket of water and a sponge would also come in "handy"

by iosaf Thu Aug 18, 2005 16:05

just pinging a comment

"how to shit in the forest" is a guide to "natural methods for nature's neccesities" for all those who go on holidays far from the loo, and has been published in french for a french audience by author Kathleen Meyer with Edimontage.

And you can see a little photo montage thing from a past Le Monde. worth a look.

http://www.lemonde.fr/web/portfolio/0,12-0@2-3238,31-660363,0.html

original post -
"blue flag beaches and marginalised slums"
http://www.indymedia.ie/newswire.php?story_id=70220

(little statistic - 46 czech citizens died on the roads going to holidays this summer, 2 died in terrorist attacks, 1 died in czechtek, 2 have died from drug misuse)

by Bio-Utd Thu Aug 18, 2005 16:07

Unlike "that" from meat-eaters,
Apparently vegetarian shit can be dried and burnt...
Cosy, yeah!
(unless this can be dispproved by any copro-experts out there)

by Four Easy Steps to make The White House into a Toilet Thu Aug 18, 2005 21:58

Step 1 Bush in White HouseStep 2 Bush's Texas Energy Cabal and Neocons become White House Staff.Step 3 CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, BBC, FOX, and AP Clean Toilet (The White House) 3 Times an Hour 24\7. And make it Sparkle.Step 4 Never allow anyone but Rabid Bush Kissers in the White House, because the Smell of GOP Political Manure may cause them to Vommit.

by Elaine Thu Aug 18, 2005 23:42

A little tune for when you are whistling in the dark.
From "AN EVENING (WASTED) WITH TOM LEHRER" Probably one of the best anti-war songs ever

"And we will all go together when we go.
Every Hottentot and every Eskimo.
When the air becomes uranious,
We will all go simultaneous.
Yes, we all will go together
When we all go together,
Yes we all will go together when we go."


and if you click on the link you get to hear the music too.

by Peter Newman - author Fri Aug 19, 2005 15:54 soon2b1uk at yahoo dot co dot uk

Human beings are mammals;

for mammals, to love is to lick;
to lick is to love;

by Ugh Fri Aug 19, 2005 17:16

It is totally inappropriate to talk about licking when we are discussing toilets and such matters.

by disgraceful Sun Aug 21, 2005 16:42

If that assertion is indicative of the factual quality of your book, then stop plugging it. The obvious exceptions to the "very freudian excretion = love rule" are the monotremes, and marsupials, both mammalian species do not stimulate excretion or urination "by licking" the newborn. And their newborn are not expressing "love" by licking the lactile area (as neither monotromes or marsupials have teats/nipples) they are merely ensuring thier survival.

by dunk Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:49

a fine photo essay
well done
see ye later
dunk

by E Tue Aug 23, 2005 16:34

great to see somes skills and ideas coming back from the stirling camp i'd recognise that design anywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!